we were pretty classy up until the second keg
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
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My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
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I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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