You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
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I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
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Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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