Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
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I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
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I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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