scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
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Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
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Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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