dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
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it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
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Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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