can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
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Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
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I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I would ride that face into the sunset
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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