dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
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Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
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Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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