I got her a Nickelback box set.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
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Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
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Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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