I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
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you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
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This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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