So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
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Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
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That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
My life is pants optional.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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