I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
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It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
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I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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