Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
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Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
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I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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