there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
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she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
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James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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