My first STD was from a foam party
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
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I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
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Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
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