Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
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If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
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I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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