Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
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They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
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this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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