i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
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I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
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Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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