Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
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I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
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ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
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