ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
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He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
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So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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