I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
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OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
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I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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