Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
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I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
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I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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