I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
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i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
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Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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