well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
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I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
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Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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