Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
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You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
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So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
My vagina is very pro this idea
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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