she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
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Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
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SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
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