I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
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I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
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DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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