Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
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She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
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We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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