i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
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One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
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When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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