No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
Randomize