She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
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I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
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Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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