Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
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we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
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Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
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