Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
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there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
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One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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