Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
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you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
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Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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