Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
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I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
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Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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