Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
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I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
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He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
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