There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
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just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
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Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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