So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
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he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
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I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
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