You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
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If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
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SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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