remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
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I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
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Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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