Don't you send me to vm
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I need moral support for this bender
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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