why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
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She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
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I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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