Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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