Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
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I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
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I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
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My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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