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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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