i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
no, he came in my armpit
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
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Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
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I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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