We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
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You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
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I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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