those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
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he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
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Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
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