Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
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What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
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You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
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