Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
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i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
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Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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