So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
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You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
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Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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